Part one of a very... loooonnggg tutorial sequence.
Because a lot of people asked me to.
I probably have no right doing it though cuz I'm not really THAT good at people. But whatever.... here it is.
I'm sorry if some of it is hard to read. I made it sloppy because I got pissed at it. just make inferences. I'm too lazy... TOO LAZY.
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